Friday, December 30, 2011

Space

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas Bitches!

May the alcohol be aplenty,
May your MIL not show.
May your cookies contain no lard,
And may your Duraflame glow.

I wish you a joyous day,
And pray your Pandora bracelet is under the tree,
Though it's probably not what you wanted anyway,
For after all, you are a pea.

May the kidlets be grateful for the gifts
You bought with your Coke Reward Points.
And I pray that your fibromyalgia,
Doesn't take hold of your joints.

Merry Christmas my dear blog hags,
You've made this last year great.
Now let's all go stuff our faces 'til January,
When we vow to lose the weight!

Happy Holidays!
-Jane

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Space!

Thursday, December 15, 2011